Guitar, Simple Yet Confusing "Instrumant"(?)

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> Gary, what happened the last time I published my thoughts?
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> Okay, thanks anyway.
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>//NOW WHAT?//
> Since you didn't give me the drawing software, which I expected VERY MUCH, I decided to draw with the old technique : text. I got a few problems though.
//Oh, ok. But what's up with electric guitar?//
> Guitar? I thought it was gitar.
//It's Indonesian.//
> Oops, sorry.
Anyway, I'm not talking about electric guitar, it's classic guitar I'm playing right now. Accoustic made my fingers bleed last week.
//So?//
> 1.I'm a stupid alien.
2.I'm new to human's musical instruments.
3.I attended the music class in my *human* school, which means I have to play a song with an instrument. And they said guitar's the easiest. THEY SAID.
//Ahha - haa - haa.//
>.
Oh, humans. At one point, you're totally mindless. On the other hand, you're all brillliant. What an unique race... This will be interesting for my friends. I hope Mahnus and Humans could create students exchanging program....
//Keep dreaming.//
> Will do. :p
//WHERE IN THE WORLD YOU LEARNED ABOUT EMOTICON?//
> :D
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