Saturday, July 25, 2009

New Identity

--START OF TRANSMISSION--
//192.168.1.1_connection_established//
> I found something interesting at the internet, Gary. It looks like lines of script, similiar to you. But shorter and simplified. Take a look here.
//WHAT? COPYCAT!//
> No, it's not. You're just a generic AI, remember that. You've nothing to do with copyright. After all, I don't agree with something such as copyright.
//...//
> Oh, okay, you're quite unique, Gary. There's no AI in the world as annoying as you.
//What a compliment.//
> Whatever.
Anyway, after 15 years living in this planet, I have achieved a phase when most humans entered the new stage of their "educaution" (I'm sure there's smoething wrong with my spelling. Stupid alien) , which is called, "high school". After saying goodbye to my old white - blue "unifrom" (or whatever is that), I took my new white - grayish_turquoise ones.

From 13 to 17th July is the unforgettable week. Ohh. Having fun, crazy humans, during the Orientation days. Dancing, screaming, walking, and everything. And finally they accepted me as a "Smuk1e" student.

For your information, my metabolism almost failed.

And here I am, sitting as the lead, in the front of the X-1 class, with my new human friends with extremely various behaviour and genetics. A great place to start working....

Wait. What am I talking about? Let's move on. Sorry guys, but this terminal is still fully text, thanks to Gary.
Where is the drawing software you promised?
//Umm... sorry, been busy. Maybe next time.//
> ....
//Okay, okay. I can't do such that thing.
> Good.
I'm thinking about cRR4cQ111n9 Ms. P(4+1)=nt.
> Gary, what H47@#$%^&P{P3**&N73D?
//S-999,999-g's happened wi7%$ystem,//
//Manh*NHney7#!t's a//
//(r)AK_)ker(@#$%^)*!*//
> WHhf^(3tb4he0]_i)Ae-,3qkT_hT*)ny9-HenE F*g&)&FHw73qf*K?
//SYSTEM MESSAGE : CONNECTION LOST//
--END OF T&YN(RRH WEUHND-hEFM(Enh0fw-893hfe9-mjfm3r-n98g9mf-q--
//SYSTEM MESSAGE : FAILSAFES SUCCEEDED//
//Phew, that was close.//

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